I pawned Beatrice, my camera, and both computers in order to procure money for the casinos. I've lost everything. Slot machines are shiny. Send money plz.

Also, I got married to Errol. By Elvis.



... just kidding! Everything is awesome. I did not get married or pawn my possessions. Las Vegas is hot and dry and strange and I had an interesting evening that I will tell you all about in the morning when I've recovered. I gambled exactly two dollars and fifty cents and lost it all. Easy come, easy go, I guess.