My father has a new phone and is sending me text messages. It's awesome. Almost as awesome as explaining cat macros to my grandmother.

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This particular bit of brilliance from marnanel:

"Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something about cat macros. Unfortunately, no one can be told what a cat macro is. You have to see it for yourself. Cat macros are everywhere, they are all around us. Even now, in this very room, Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate. You can see it when you can haz cheezburger, or when you do not want. You can feel it when you are in your fridge eatin your foodz, or when long cat is long, or when you show me your pokemon. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the invisible bike."

There is some other macro-ing of my kitties going on here and here. It makes me happy.

Kitty macros FTW!

Okay, so, I just found a cat macro that made me spit out my milk. If you a.) love poetry, especially that of William Carlos Williams and b.) love cat macros, I recommend that you click behind the cut.

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